Can I return this to you...

So today I had to run some errands for work... this entailed returning some office supplies. I walked into the store to find a girl in dreads with cool necklaces. With my goofy smile on my face I asked, "Can I return this stuff to you?" She looked at me like I was retarded then spoke, "Yeah, except that looks like that stuff goes back to Office Depot." Aaakward! So I laughed and scampered out of the store. Just so you all don't think I'm completely ridiculous let me add that Office Max is like two doors down from Office Depot here in Orem. If that wasn't a good enough laugh for you today let me tell you the other part of my morning. This morning I woke up and went to go to work only to find my car was missing. I had forgotten that I left it at work last night because I didn't feel like driving. I called my boss, who lives in the complex next to me, and asked him when he was going to work. He answered, "In about 8 minutes, why did you forget your car at work?" HOW DID HE KNOW?! Goodness... does anyone know who my mom is?